breakfast and body parts

one day at breakfast:

hayden: "mommie, girls have penises."
me: "no baby, only boys have a penis."
hayden: "what do girls have?"
me: "um...they dont have a penis."
hayden: "then what do they have?"
me: "girls have vaginas. "
hayden: "vagina?"
me: "yes, thats right. a vagina."
(brief pause)
hayden: "mommie....can i see your vagina?"
me: "um...no baby. some things we keep private."
(he giggles and eats his toast)

the next day at breakfast:

hayden: "mommie... some girls have penises and some boys have vaginas."
me: "ummmm...hmmm. well, i guess youre kind of right. but we can get to that later.
for now, lets just say that girls have vaginas and boys have penises."
(quirky smiles and giggles)