random conversations with hayden

(while watching mickey mouse and mickey says, "ooooh toooodles")

me: "im gonna toodle your tush!" (tickle him)

"im gonna toodle your tummy!" (tickle him")

(hes giggling)

hayden: "im gonna toodle your breasts!"

(i try to teach him the real names of body parts)

i know..it sounds kind of pervert-ish...but really...i assure you it was cute and innocent. and no...i didnt let him toodle my breasts!

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my dad (papa) and i were looking at his globe last night, and hayden was playing across the room)

papa: "hayden, where is brazil?"

hayden: "its next to chile"

(we had to check out the globe to see if he was right. he was!)

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every morning we run late for school. i always tell him that we cant screw around or well be late

(in car upon arriving at school early)

me: "wow...were here early hayden. im not used to this.

 how did we get here so early"?

hayden: " maybe because i didnt screw around today!"

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(upon returning home from spanish class. hayden has a picture he colored of a person)

hayden "i drew this in spanish mommie. all the kids drew their mommie,

 but i drew auntie diane"

me: "really! why is that?"

hayden: "because auntie diane is the best one in our family!"

(*note to self. dont invite auntie diane back!) kidding di!

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ask most almost 4 year olds what they want for their birthday. cars? dolls? toys?

haydens response?

"i want an accordion. and a tangerine" (tambourine!)

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nikki, (babysitter) was driving hayden in the car.

hayden:  "i like when i go to the symphony downtown"

nikki:   "what downtown? downtown birmingham?"

hayden:   "no...the downtown where you go

 on that road, 'the 10' all the way down."

(im pathetic with freeways and directions and dont really know them around here. but he happens to be correct. the 10 freeway is the one we go on to get downtown)

*if i would have known he knew directions so well...i could have saved money on the GPS in my car)