Q: what do you get when you cross david spade with a hassidic jew?

A: ME!

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here is a pic of david spade as "joe dirt". (a movie i never saw)

now; if you will, (or can), imagine this hairstyle, but not as long...(on top or on bottom). and not nearly as thick. kinda like a crew cut with 15 long strands of hair hanging from it.

(i know...its a pretty visual, right?)

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...and just to add to the charm of the look...imagine that there are no long strands covering the back of the head, but only on the sides.

kind of like this...

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if you combine the two looks, along with a "sweep-over", you get....

yup! thats my hairstyle!

(im not sure i have the guts to post a pic of my hair without it swept back into a comb over. i might have to reconsider doing it tho...because its just too funny)

* a PC side note:

....this isnt a predjudice type of post against jews. or david spade for that matter.

for the record, i am jewish.

as for david spade, i think hes hysterical. but i didnt think that so much when i had an encounter with him in a restaurant in arizona in 1987. (any of my arizona friends remember flakey jakes?!)

anyway...weird story.

he was with a friend sitting at the table directly above me. he thought it was funny to casually keep throwing napkins down on our table. no big deal, but not so cute either. it was before he was well known. i only recognized him, because we had JUST gotten out of a movie, that he was in, before we went to that restaurant! it must have been his first, or one of his first movies. police academy 4. it sucked. cant criticze him tho. he was born in birmingham, michigan, (near where i live), and he went to ASU. a fellow sundevil! he was a business major. shocking.

i certainly wasnt!

who knew hed become so famous?

and who knew id be sporting his mullet hairstyle one day!