it all started with this picture:
me: "look hunny; we get boobs at this table!"
dan: "oh yeah! i like this place"
me: "and look...its pornographic. someone is groping her boob"
dan: "yeah! wow"
we order dinner.
then i study the picture a little bit longer.
me: "no...wait. nobody is grabbing her boob. its her own hand."
dan: "it is?"
me: "yeah. see how the arm is off the page? if you follow the arm around; you see that its her arm."
dan: "oh yeah." (pauses) "theyre nice boobs"
me: "well theyre obviously fake!"
dan: (without skipping a beat) "oh they totally are!"
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